Humour - page 164

 
 
sanyooooook:

What's the gimmick?
Flat is a flat.
 
jartmailru -flat state of the market yet))
 
jartmailru:
What's the joke?
Flat is flat.


Funny to me, not necessarily funny to you.

Flat to me is neither up nor down; neither this nor that; neither fish nor meat; whatever.)

 
 
sanyooooook:

Where did you get such a miracle about martin? That's funny, though :)
 
drknn:
Where did you get such a miracle about martin? That's funny, though :)


it's from the site monitoring stats, they ask for everything )
 

Only dads know how to get their kids' tights on so that the two stripes are on the front and the heels are absolutely in place

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A mate calls another with a happy message:
- My mother-in-law's gone!
- Who, who's gone? - He doesn't understand.
- I spell tiger, echidna, pike, shark