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denis_orlov:
no matter what happens, don't stop singing!...
The Japanese are quietly smoking in the background...
the japanese are quietly smoking in the background...
no matter what happens, don't stop singing!...
I wonder what the organisers will do if a contestant has a heart attack?
Or are they allowed to participate through the medical committee?
kex: a phone call woke me up today
kex: the bank is calling. They say come get your prize.
kex: me - o_o
kex: they're like, "well, you're in the contest
kex: me - O_O_O
kex: they - Your picture in the children's art contest won the audience award.
kex: I remember sitting in line and drawing a fat cat with glassy eyes
kex: And signed
kex: Sergei, 28 years old
kex: Gotta go pick it up.
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Goats and sheep are completely different people!
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Dear GAZPROM administration, please do not write the wages of cleaning ladies so as not to traumatize the teachers' psyche.
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- I have to grow up to have your mind.
- How long?
- Probably 70-80 years. When does the senility start there?
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A friend came to visit and said: "Don't be sad, I'll sing..."
And she sang! ... Fucking hell!
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No way... it's all carefully prepared. And the contestant is trying to act really scared. The show.
You mean she's not scared? Snakes are scary, and she's a woman.
Denis, can I talk to you tomorrow on Skype or on the phone? I'm told you're a specialist in cellular fraud. The cellular company stole six hundred rubles from me. I need your advice.
After being put down on the floor she should have jumped up and shook herself off. But she sits up, all right. Prepared, rehearsed.
The sign on the barrel says "ICE WATER" and they let the snakes in there, the water is warm.
You mean she's not scared? Snakes are scary, and she's a woman.
Denis, can I talk to you tomorrow on Skype or on the phone? I'm told you're a specialist in cellular fraud. The cellular company has stolen six hundred roubles from me, I need your advice.
Tell me about it here!
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I think it's dangerous to jump up too, they can bite.
2. Land snakes in water can't bite.
3. personally, I am far from thinking that dangerous snakes would have been brought to the show. It's a show, not an execution.