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- I don't care!
- Vovochka, do your teachers complain about your foul language?
- Fuck off!
- Where do you come from?
- From anywhere, from shot glasses or glasses!
The judge to the witness:
- Your age?
- Everyone gives me 18! - The witness replies coquettishly.
- If you make it up, I'll give you a life sentence!
Okay.
PS: What is emptiness in the physical sense? I guess the concept of "ether" doesn't apply?
Okay.
PS: What is emptiness in the physical sense? I guess the concept of "ether" doesn't apply?
In a fishing shop.
A customer asks a young saleswoman:
- Girl, are your baits silicone?
Offended:
- I'm all natural!
Calendar. Really hanging in my house ;).