Humour - page 165

 
- You're such a bummer! Did you know there's no cure for being a wimp?
- I don't care!


- Vovochka, do your teachers complain about your foul language?
- Fuck off!


- Where do you come from?
- From anywhere, from shot glasses or glasses!


The judge to the witness:
- Your age?
- Everyone gives me 18! - The witness replies coquettishly.
- If you make it up, I'll give you a life sentence!
 
 
sergeev:


Okay.

PS: What is emptiness in the physical sense? I guess the concept of "ether" doesn't apply?

 
alexeymosc:


Okay.

PS: What is emptiness in the physical sense? I guess the concept of "ether" doesn't apply?

Aether is an old-fashioned concept, so even if they eventually accept the existence of something like it, there's no way they're going to return the name. At the very least, it would be "physical vacuum".
 

In a fishing shop.

A customer asks a young saleswoman:

- Girl, are your baits silicone?

Offended:

- I'm all natural!

 
 
 
 
drknn:


Calendar. Really hanging in my house ;).