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Tremendous...Predator attack on little girl!!!!
So what's the deal with the end of the world: should I buy winter boots, or do I walk around in autumn ones?
So what's the deal with the end of the world: should I buy winter boots, or do I walk around in autumn ones?
You'll never make it to the end of the world in autumn boots - at least you'll freeze your toes off, at most... it's like the universe - endless ))
Let's go straight to white slippers.
)))
Out of bubble gum.
♪ Of five pounds of gum ♪
Can be shaped into shoes
For the final journey...
You can't get to the end of the world in autumn shoes - at least you'll freeze your fingers off, but the maximum - like the universe - is infinite))
Although we haven't had sub-zero temperatures yet, even at night. It's December...
In Krasnodar the climate is about a month off: December is not yet winter, March is not yet spring, June is not yet summer and September is not yet autumn.
В Ад дороже, так как "там должно быть веселее".
"For those wishing to protect themselves and their loved ones from unforeseen events that may occur on 21.12.12, we are offering a bed in a radiation shelter with self-contained heating, lighting and ventilation. The number of places is limited!" Two weeks of accommodation in the bunker costs 10 thousand hryvnias, there are already five people interested, children get a 50% discount. According to Vladimir Ivanovich, the owner of the institution, it is still inexpensive - in Kiev they charge 10 thousand dollars per person.
In Dnepropetrovsk, students have organized their own bunker with a ceremony, and invite everyone to join in. "We are preparing a real ceremony. First, we will buy provisions - canned food, water, chocolate bars, booze. Then we lower it all under the ground, close the hatch solemnly. Then ritual prayers and a last supper. If the world comes to an end and we survive, we will create a new world. Therefore, it is important that there be equal numbers of men and women," said Andrey Ilchenko, the initiator of the idea.
There are already special tours of "heaven and hell" on the internet. The package "Paradise All Inclusive" costs 120 UAH, and "Hell All Inclusive" is more expensive - 150 UAH. Already there are dozens of buyers. The organisers fully compensate the price of the tour if a person does not go to heaven or hell. After the trip, the tourist receives a letter with a souvenir certificate, which certifies the entry of his name in the Book of Light or the Table of Satan, along with a reserve of a place in heaven or hell. The price for a tour to hell is more expensive, as 'it must be more fun there'.
They also offer special end-of-the-world survival kits, which are divided into women's, men's and children's. Moreover, men's kits differ from women's kits in that they primarily sell vodka and ladies' kits sell champagne. You will also find a penknife, crackers, instant noodles, condoms, shampoo, soap, a comb, dry fuel, a rope, a torch and matches.
Organisers have prepared diapers, chocolate, water, biscuits, green tea, juice, toys, plasters and mackintoshes for children. These gifts cost UAH 287, 254 and 164 respectively.
"The kits will not be sold on December 21, they will be used by the company's employees for their intended purpose," the inventors said.
Nightclubs have also prepared for the global event, in particular by launching a party on the night of December 21, Sveta, bye! "We're having a thrash party, 'Sveta, bye! The party will be breaking dishes, ripping pillows and drinking tequila. Pillows, cups and plates will be auctioned off at a starting price of 5 hryvnias. The person who bought a cup and a plate may smash it right in the restaurant, and who bought a pillow - may tear it and scatter feathers everywhere", - said the manager of the Nut Restaurant in the capital, Eric Eigner.
Special cocktails for Apocalypse Recall and the End of the World have appeared in bars in Kiev. "These are alcoholic drinks with fire and sparks. They are so alcoholic that they allow the person who drinks them to remember their entire life - from birth to the present. Plus, anyone who drinks the drink can be asked any question and they will answer it honestly," said bartender Shayan. The women's version of the cocktail includes absinthe, cream, grenadine and a pinch of cinnamon, which later bursts into fireworks, while for men they add lime juice with milk.
In the Sumy region the show is more of a panic. Alexander Danilenko, head of the emergency department at the Sumy city council, said during a meeting that there was mass anxiety about the end of the world.
"People are buying candles, calls have been made to the department whether they will sell tickets to the protective structures," he said.
Townspeople have started buying candles en masse, with prices rising to six hryvnias (the dollar is eight and a penny). Nor are all the bomb shelters where people want to hide out in a dilapidated state or in old buildings. The Ministry of Emergency Situations is not ready to rescue the townspeople.
these entertaining quotes ))) .....
which moose is extra?