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moskitman:

Not now. It'll probably start after Mischka in the pool:


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Zhunko:
I already have my paws on my shoulders. He weighs hard. Can't get him on the scale.
You take him in your arms and weigh himself. Then you do it yourself.
 
moskitman:
You pick it up and weigh yourself. Then you do it yourself.

You don't. The scales are off the scale. You used to put it in a bag and weigh it with a changeless belt.
 
 
DmitriyN:


These are not worms as you might think, but octopus tentacles, specially treated and coated in a special sauce.

I think it's quite edible.

 
Sensation! A major hoax of the Soviet cartoonists has been exposed! Few people remember that Cheburashka was called that by a grocery shop clerk, like, "Why are you doing it again? How could a Soviet grocer say Cheburashka instead of N@@&$? Cheburashka's real name is N@@nushka!!!
 
sand:

These are not worms as you might think, but octopus tentacles, specially treated and coated in a special sauce.
I think it's quite edible.

I realized that the octopus was diced, but I don't feel like it :))) And I feel sorry for him.
 
DmitriyN:
I've already realised that the eight-legged man has been painted, but I don't feel like it :))) And I feel sorry for him.

You know, if you starve properly, you can eat anything.
 
Zhunko:
You know, if you starve properly, you can eat anything.
Yes.
 

To be honest, it took me a while to find the tenth one :)))))))))))))


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