[Archive c 17.03.2008] Humour [Archive to 28.04.2012] - page 726

 

Ancient Rome. A class in the school of philosophy.
Lecturer:
- Tell me, O brats, what should a philosopher do if his wife
by his wife?
Pupil 1: - I suppose kill the hell out of her.
- No.
Pupil 2: - Kill them both...
- No!
Pupil 3: - Oh, I get it: stab myself!
- No!!! What idiots!
Pupils: - And what should a philosopher do?!
- What he always does... Think about it!

 

Names in Japanese

Alexander - (defender) - 守る - Mamoru
Alexei - (helper) -助け - Tasuke
Anatoly - (sunrise) - 東 - Higashi
Andrei - (courageous, brave) - 勇気 オ - Yukio
Anton - (competitive) - 力士 - Rikishi
Arkady - (happy country) - 幸国 - Shiawakuni
Artem - (unharmed, impeccable health) - 安全 - Anzen
Arthur - (big bear) - 大熊 - Okuma
Boris - (struggling) - 等式 - Toshiki
Vadim - (proving) - 証明 - Shomei
Valentin - (strong, healthy) - 強し - Tsuyoshi
Valery - (vivacious, healthy) - 元気等 - Genkito
Basil - (regal) - 王部 - Obu
Victor - (victorious) - 񒷝利者 - Shorisha
Vitaly - (life) - 生きる - Ikiru
Vladimir - (lord of the world) - 平和主 - Heiwanushi
Vyacheslav - (illustrious) - 輝かし - Kagayakashi
Gennady - (noble, noble) - 膏血 - Kokeetsu
George - (farmer) - 農夫 - Nofu
Gleb - (boulder, stick) - ブロック - Burokku
Gregory - (awake) - 目を覚まし - Meosamashi
Daniel - (divine judgment) - 神コート - Kamikoto
Demian - (conqueror, subduer) - 征服 者 - Seifuku
Denis - (life force of nature) - 自然 力 - Shizenryoku
Dmitry - (earthly fruit) - 果実 - Kajitsu
Eugene - (noble) - 良遺伝子 - Ryoidenshi
Egor - (patron of agriculture) - 地 主 - Jinushi
Emelyan - (flattering, pleasant in word) - 甘言 - Kangen
Yefim - (blessed) - 恵まろ - Megumaro
Ivan - (grace of God) - 神の恩寵 - Kaminoontyo
Igor - (warrior, courage) - 有事路 - Yujiro
Ilya - (fortress of the lord) - 要塞主 - Yōsayshu
Kirill - (lord of the sun) - 太陽の領主 - Taiyōnōrōshū
Constantine - (constant) - 永続 - Eizoku
Lion - (lion) - 獅子オ - Shishio
Leonid - (son of a lion) - 獅子急 - Shishiku
Maxim - (great) - 全くし - Mattakushi
Michael - (god-like) - 神図 - Kamizu
Nikita - (victorious) -񒷝利と - Shorito
Nikolai - (victorious people) -人の񒷝利 - Hitonoshori
Oleg - (light) - 光ろ - Hikaro
Paul - (small) - 小子 - Shoshi
Peter (stone) - 石 - Ishi
Roman - (Roman) - ローマン - Roman
Ruslan - (hard lion) - 獅子 ハード - Shishihado
Stanislav - (become famous) - 有񔃝なる - Yumeinaru
Stepan - (crown, wreath, crown) - 花輪ろ - Hanawaro
Yuri - (creator) - やり手 - Yarite
Yaroslav - (shining glory) - 明る名 - Akarumei

 
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Storytellers Prisadu Naushi and Yalapshito Naushi Poveshu
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Karate fighter Mochi Nogami
Businessman Little Navaru
Top model Hiroshima Yavidala
Junkie Naiduka Yaduri
Heavyweight Tehiri Nenashi
Storytellers Prisadu Naushi and Yalapshito Naushi Poveshu
+
Sushika Galoshi
Mashi Hands
Shake the Horns
Bite the Hand

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WOMEN'S
Alexandra - (protector) - Mamoka
Alice (noblewoman) Yozokumi
Alla (other) Sonota
Anastasia (resurrected) Fukkatsumi
Anna (grace, grace) Jihiko
Antonina (spatial) Sorariko
Anfisa (blooming) Kaika, Sakura
Valentina (strong) Tsuyoi
Varvara (cruel) Zankokumi
Vasilisa (royal) Juteiko
Faith (faith) Shinkori
Victoria (victorious) Shori
Galina (clarity) Tomei
Daria (great fire) Ohiko
Eugenia (noble) Yoidenko
Catherine (purity) Koheiri.
Helena (light) Hikari
Yelizaveta (god-worshiping) Keikenna
Zinaida (born of a god) Kamigauma
Zoya (life) Sei, Inochi
Inna (turbulent stream) Hayakawa
Irina (peace or anger) Sekai, Ikari
Karina (darling) Kawaimi
Kira (mistress) Fujinka
Klaudia (lame) Ramayo
Ksenia (stranger, stranger) Horomi
Larisa (seagull) Kamome
Lydia (sad song) Nageki
Love - (love) - Ay, - Ayumi
Ludmila (to the people) Tanomi
Margarita (pearl) Shinjuka, Tamae
Marina (marine) Maritaimi
Maria (bitter, stubborn) Nigai
Nadezhda (hope) Nozomi
Natalya (born, dear) - Umari
Nina (tsarina) - Kuynmi
Oksana (inhospitable) Aisonaku
Olesya (forest) Ringeko
Olga (light) Hikari
Paulina (destructive, destroying) Hakaina
Raisa (heavenly, easy, submissive) Tenshimi
Svetlana (light) Hikaru
Serafima (fiery serpent) Honoorumi
Snezhana (snowy) Yuki, Yukiko
Sophia (the wise one) Kashikomi
Tamara (palm) Yashimi
Tatiana (lord) Joshiko
Ulyana (righteous) Tadashimi
Yulia - (wavy, fluffy) - Hadjoka, - Nami
Yana (grace of God) Jihiri
 
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Karate fighter Mochi Nogami
Businessman Little Navaru
Top model Hiroshima Yavidala
Junkie Naiduka Yaduri
Heavyweight Tehiri Nenashi
Storytellers Prisadu Naushi and Yalapshito Naushi Poveshu
+
Sushika Galoshi
Mashi Hands
Shake the Horns
Bite the Hand
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