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They say that if you stick your hand into a jar of sulphuric acid, you can feel that it has no bottom.
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August 31 is a national holiday: The Day of Unfulfilled Summer Plans.
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If you make eight mistakes in the word "Work," you get the word "Internet."
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If you haven't been paid, you don't want to work; if you've been paid, there's no point.
An anecdote about today's Eurobucks:
Diary of a Highlander.
Panidelnik - boring.
Tuesday - a sassy little boy came to my house. Varaval.
Wednesday - I've zarazalized the Sassadian kid.
Thursday - my kinsman's little saddled boy zaliz my kinsman.
Friday - I've got my kinsman's little sissy.
Saturday, the neighbourhood is looking for me. They're looking for me.
Sunday - I've got a sassy aul.
Panidellnik - boring...
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"Well, wait a minute!" is not allowed to be shown to children
http://www.rumenews.com/nu-pogodi-zapreshhaetsya-k-pokazu-detyam-1486/
(only after 11 p.m.)
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"Well, wait a minute!" is not allowed to be shown to children
http://www.rumenews.com/nu-pogodi-zapreshhaetsya-k-pokazu-detyam-1486/
(only after 11 p.m.)
Never mind. The usual provocation. I've already seen several rebuttals to it. The main thing is to bark, raise the ratings.... A friend of mine says we should divide our news by pi squared. I ask him why pi-square? The answer is that it would be an irrational number.
On the subject of irrationality. Do you know where pi-squared is used in physics?
Read the title of the thread.
What can be the humour, Monday 3rd September :) We'll ask Matemata later.