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The sysadmin's tambourine.
It's great. I still can't make one for myself. I need nice screws, I've got everything else in plenty. :)
I had a friend who worked in a musical instrument shop. He told me that from time to time another customer couldn't decide which one he wanted.
- Which one do you want?
- I don't know - not expensive.
- For the system administrator as a gift?
- Yes :)
- All right, take this one. Representatives of various companies often come to us for this tool :)
Such are the bulls' fantasies)
It's a thing. I still can't get around to making one for myself. I need some nice screws, and there's plenty of everything else. :)
Explanatory memorandum from the foreman I. SHCHENKOV.
However, after the explosion, our new 5-storey building collapsed and plaster crumbled off the hut, under which we found a plaque with the inscription: "This chapel was built by Vanka Khlyustov, a hollow and lazy hacker, for which he was beaten with a RAPE".I, the foreman I. SCHENKOV, handed over a new 5-storey house built by our company to the commission of acceptance. The house was accepted with rating "good" but with one remark: the old halupa in the yard should be torn down and the space for children's playground should be cleaned.
I instructed the workers to bring a compressor with jackhammers to demolish the building. Half an hour later, the workers reported that the blasting hammers had their tips burst and there were no spare hammers.
Then I sent a bulldozer, but soon the bulldozer returned and said that the blade had burst and the clutch had failed. The excavator I sent also failed: the cast-iron beam burst and the cable broke.
I used my personal connections and asked my friend, a demolition expert, to blow up the hut gently.