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Woman:
- What happened?
- You were speeding.
- Yeah, I can see that.
- Let me see your driving licence.
- I don't have one.
- How not?
- Taken away four years ago for drunk driving.
- I see... Can I see your vehicle registration papers?
- Unfortunately not.
- Why not?
- I stole this car.
- Stolen?
- Yeah, I killed the owner.
- You what?
- His body's in a plastic bag in the boot. Do you want to see?
The policeman looks at the woman, slowly retreats to his car and calls for backup on the radio.
Five minutes later, several police cars surround the woman's car.
The senior officer slowly approaches the car with his hand on the holster:
- Woman, step out of the car and put your hands up!
Woman steps out of her car:
- What happened, officer?
- One of my officers told me that you stole this car and killed the owner.
- Killed the owner?
- Yes, could you open the boot of your car, please.
Woman opens the boot and shows that it is empty.
Officer asks: xml-ph-0008@deepl.
- Maybe I was speeding too!
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I don't know about Rogozin, but it was a Mongol who put punctuation marks.
What's the humour in that? A respectable man being called "it"? It's not like it's a smoker's lounge here....
Yes, it does.
Tell me, when they say: "Meet Andrei", does it also mean that Andrei has been called "it"?