Humour - page 218

 
drknn:

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News on Yandex pleased "Drunk motorcyclist and drunk passenger hit a drunk pedestrian" ...
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drknn:


... "Drunk motorcyclist and drunk passenger hit a drunken pedestrian" ...


An alcoholic doesn't see an alcoholic from afar.
 

... some analogies are there.... )))

 

A question for BB and Ludmilla:

- How will you divide the jointly acquired property?

- For the Urals.

 
Gorizont:

A question for BB and Ludmilla:

- How will you divide the jointly acquired property?

- For the Urals.

Ludmilla's exile to Siberia?)
 
khorosh:
Ludmilla's exile to Siberia?)

I'm happy for him, though. If he could also divorce us, that would be wonderful. And our Siberians have nothing to fear from exile, they are already there :))

 
I thought at least it wouldn't be personal, but it isn't.)
 
sanyooooook:
I thought at least it wouldn't be personal, but it isn't.)
You think it's personal? The president used his power to drive the first lady underground, tie her hands and gag her like millions of other people.
Thank God she got a divorce from him to end this humiliating cohabitation.
And why would our macho old woman, an invalid after suffering a broken spine and fractured skull base?
 
granit77:
You think this is personal? The president has used his power to drive the first lady underground, tie her hands and gag her like millions of other people.
Thank God she got a divorce from him to end this humiliating cohabitation.
And why would our macho old woman, an invalid after suffering a broken spine and fractured skull base?

I think the government is about to be retired, so it's a multi-pronged operation)))