Humour - page 227

 
Two submarines, an American and a Chinese submarine, once collided. Eight sailors and an officer of the US Navy and 3,000 Chinese rowers were killed...
 
Russia is extremely interested in what the US will do about its huge national debt and budget deficit, Russian President Vladimir Putin said at a meeting of the Valdai Discussion Club.
 
 
Speculator:

like yes )))))))))))
 
- Darling, please forgive me, I mistakenly gave you pills not for diarrhoea but for nerves. How are you? - Well, how... totally calm, even though I shit myself........)))))
 
VOLDEMAR:
- Honey, please forgive me, I gave you pills by mistake, not for diarrhea, but for nerves. Are you okay? - Well, how... totally calm, even though I shit my pants........)))))

Yeah, I've been practicing self-hypnosis:

- I don't want to shit, I don't want to shit, I don't want to shit... oops...

- I didn't shit myself, I didn't shit myself...

 
Comedians
 

 
zoritch:

it seems - the stories above were born within the walls of this institution.
 

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