Humour - page 228

 
Going through our family medicine cabinet. Judging by it, we have two goals in life - to calm down and not to shit ourselves
 
VOLDEMAR:
Going through our family medicine cabinet. Judging by it, we have two goals in life - to calm down and not to shit ourselves

+100500
 
 
VOLDEMAR:
Going through our family medicine cabinet. Judging by it, we have two goals in life - to calm down and not to shit ourselves

When I texted my wife with your post, she asked me - what were you looking for? )))))))))))
 
nikat97: When I texted my wife with your post, she asked me - what were you looking for? )))))))))))
You should have answered that: I was looking for a purpose in life in the medicine cabinet.
 
Mathemat:
Well, you should have answered that: in the medicine cabinet I was looking for a purpose in life.

Score!
I didn't mess with her head.
 
nikat97:

When I texted my wife with your post, she asked me - what were you looking for? )))))))))))

Checked it too. The answer was: "Did you want to spend money on a text message?
 
Zhunko:
Checked it too. The answer: 'Was it a waste of time to text?

How different they all are. The answer is "What happened?"
 
" Don't touch it. Everything is overdue."
 
"and where did you rebuild it? You haven't been in the family for a week. You must have rebuilt something else."