Humour - page 159

 

HOROSCOPE OF THE DAY

GIRLS (Medvedev).

It's a great day. As the stars point out, today Virgo will revolutionise thecraftof acting . In Virgo's acting, the world will see an unparalleled character type, and the art of true transfiguration. Especially well, as the stars indicate, Virgo will manage to play one of the main roles, in a performance based on the fable, - "Polkan and the Mutt". That's what the stars indicate.

 

 

There are typos that can shock you in the first seconds.

From one website:

German biologists have studied an unusual mechanism by which
by which the carnivorous Australian Russian
catches its victims. The plant doesn't wait for the insects
to climb into the sticky trap, but rather throws them in like a

catapult.

( bash )

 
alexjou:

There are typos that can shock you in the first seconds.

From one website:

German biologists have studied an unusual mechanism by which
by which the carnivorous Australian Russian
catches its victims. The plant doesn't wait for the insects
to climb into the sticky trap, but rather throws them in like a

catapult.

( bash )


There must be a typo in the words "plant" and "insects"... Although, the Russian woman probably thinks that they are really insects and the word is simply used in a figurative sense :))
 
Most likely, the auto-replacement "Rosyanka" -> "Russian" worked without asking. : )))
 
My version of assumptions is cooler :)))
 
drknn:

There must be a typo in the words "plant" and "insect"... Although, the Russian lady probably considers them true insects and the word is simply used in a figurative sense :))

A nimble Russian woman who emigrated to Australia is a soulless, predatory plant who thinks Australian men are insects and hunts them down.

Where are the typos here? It's all true.

 
DmitriyN:

Denis, can I talk to you on Skype or on the phone tomorrow? I am told that you are a specialist in cellular fraud. The cellular company has stolen six hundred roubles from me, I need your advice.

Specialist.

Yeah, I do it once in a while... Why, you have to live somehow! ))

I do not know what to advise. I'm sure you got caught up in the "order a service", "I ordered it myself" and now you've got it.

You can start telling everyone and ruin their reputation, maybe they will get on your nerves.

Or maybe they will give you your money back. So as not to lose new "clients"...