[Archive c 17.03.2008] Humour [Archive to 28.04.2012] - page 8
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Реальный отжиг. Фантазия аффтароф брызжет во все стороны.
Why put that out there????!!!!..... Took half a day to reread it :)))))))))
aaaaatpadooha...
Since trading is war (with England), military humour would also be appropriate:
More army humour:
http://www.savryshare.com/2009/07/military-humor-pictures.html
Predator mimic lures food with promise of sex
The bus is almost full. At the bus stop, a guy walks in.
He gives the driver 10 roubles for the fare and gets change - 1 rouble.
The rouble slips out of his hands and falls under the seats of the grannies.
The lad bends over, tries to find the change and, unexpectedly, farts. There's quiet laughter, giggling in the minibus.
One of the grannies says to the other: "You shouldn't have busted your ass for a ruble!" The shuttle explodes with laughter.
The guy turns crimson and asks the bus to stop. > A minute later, a respectable lady enters the minibus.
The shuttle continues to laugh. The lady starts to nervously examine herself. Maybe they are laughing at her.
Then grannies, rolling with laughter, start to tell the lady the story about the rouble.
The lady also starts laughing and then a snot comes out of her nose and falls on the grannies.... The lady asks us to stop the bus. We drive on...
rolling with laughter. The driver laughs together with everybody else, takes out his cigarettes, lights up, opens the hatch above his head.
Blowing smoke into the sunroof, he says to the grannies: "You don't feel a puff under the sunroof?" The cabin explodes with another burst of laughter.
The driver, realising what he's said, leaps out of the cab, dancing and hooting The same shuttle 20 minutes later.
A marshrootka with the terminus "Sakharny village". Everyone is seated, the seats are taken... The driver starts the car...
A woman opens the door... Immediately asks the driver: "Honey, you got the end of Sugarloaf?"
A slight giggle went through the minibus... The driver replied after a while: "I don't know, I haven't tried it!".
There was open laughter all over the minibus! The old woman looked around with a hawkish look and enunciated that there were no vacant seats...
...and handing the driver a tenner, she said: "Take me standing up!" The driver falls out of the cab into a snowdrift and shakes in a hysterical fit.