Humour - page 48

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Dersu:


What about the picture of the mushrooms?
 
sergeev:

What's with the mushroom picture?


I don't know, it made me laugh when I reprinted it on a file-sharing site and downloaded it.

It's like the dudes got mushroomed.

Actually, it's a trivial witch's circle.

Or a shop.

 
sergeyas:


Ai cool - no one would want to steal a car like that (and it would be hard to drive it :))
 

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Walking down the street today, I see boys of five or seven are flying a kite. There's a light breeze, they toss the kite and wait, they think it will fly right away. But of course it falls down.
Dialogue:
- Guys, when I was a child I also used to love this kind of thing - a kite.
- ?
- But you have to unwind the fishing line and run into the wind, then it will fly.
- Did you run fast as a kid?
- When I was small, I ran fast, of course, not so much now. (
- My dad, on the other hand, he runs fast!
- At what speed?
- Three kilometres!
- In an hour? (I'm being ironic)
- IN A YEAR!
- Boy, is your daddy a programmer?
- How did you guess, man?

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Two men are traveling in a compartment. One is doing a crossword puzzle:
- An elastic, oblong object to play with. Used in conjunction with balls, three letters, with a "Y" on the end?
the other prompts:
- Cue.
- Cue, yes it fits, thank you. By the way, have you got an eraser?

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xxx: How far did you fly?
yyy: the caribbean.
xxx: how was jack sparrow?
yyy: fuck...
xxx: how's captain jack sparrow?

 


 
alexx_v:


+100 )))))))
 
+100))))))
 
Huffar, write it out.
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