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Am I the only one who associates square brackets with a toothless smile? :)
Am I the only one who associates square brackets with a toothless smile? :)
square brackets are tetris
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- I'd love to fight you in an intellectual duel, but I see you're unarmed!
- Maybe I'm just hiding it behind my back.
- Are you saying you have a strong backward mind?
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- What's your thesis called?
- "How to carry water with a sieve."
- Oh, no, you don't, my dear fellow! Who calls a thesis that? Call it that:
"Analysis of the problems of transporting matter in the liquid aggregate state in vessels with a perforated bottom".
- Professor, what was the name of your dissertation?
- "The Influence of Russian Folk Music Buttons on the Development of Religious Philosophical Thought in Russia in the Late Eighteenth and Early Twentieth Centuries".
- You mean, "What's the point of an accordion?" ...
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- How to get to Privoz?
- Three more stops.
- But I was told to get off here...
- You're in Odessa. The one who advised you must have been standing and you were sitting!
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- What is your thesis called?
- "How to carry water with a sieve".
- Oh, no, you don't, love! Who calls a thesis that? Call it that:
"Analysis of the problems of transporting matter in the liquid aggregate state in vessels with a perforated bottom".
- Professor, what was the name of your dissertation?
- "The Influence of Russian Folk Music Buttons on the Development of Religious Philosophical Thought in Russia in the Late Eighteenth and Early Twentieth Centuries".
- You mean, "What's the point of an accordion?"
+5 points!
- Let's beat schizophrenia together! - I thought to myself.
I'm ashamed of you :-)
Multiple selves are not schizophrenia.