Humour - page 43

 
Integer:

This is bullshit. Pool 50m, 50/1.60 = 30 people. 29*65=1885 kg on the shoulders of the lower one. What happens to a man who falls from a height of 50 m into the water on his belly...
hahaha!!! that's funny, thanks! )
 

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"We used to live a simple life: if you wanted to go to the toilet, you could just pick up a book and go.
Now it's like going on an expedition:
Ipad, two mobile phones, glasses..." (c)

 
leonid553:

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"We used to live a simple life: if you wanted to go to the toilet, you could just pick up a book and go.
Now it's like going on an expedition:
Ipad, two mobile phones, glasses..." (c)


"Vasya got so used to reading in the toilet that one day he shat himself in the library" © :D
 
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PapaYozh:
Ai thank you - that really made me smile :)
 

Who will go first?


 
drknn:

Who will go first?

My money's on the fire truck, it's got a stronger front end :)
 
I'd put it on the fire engine, too. :) But someone on yaplakal.com reasonably pointed out that they all have green flashers :)))))))))
 
drknn:

Who will go first?



First the black one, then the DSS, then the gentlemen will let the women pass.
 
The question is who is going to pay for the four wrecked cars. Of course, the taxpayers. The traffic code does not specify this situation.