Humour - page 321

 
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There is truth in every joke.

A joke sometimes contains much more truth than the half-truth contained in seriousness.

 
artmedia70:

A joke sometimes contains much more truth than the half-truth contained in seriousness.


A joke???
 
 
Vinin:

Are you kidding me?
Nah, I was just sort of summing it up ;)
 
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small wallet, no snot, no mice in fridges, never seen a muddy place, only women everywhere, never seen a gate - can't get to it in a day, already confused in my shops - what to buy, can't think of what to produce - because no new one has been invented yet, in my pools - shallow, in my planes - low, tired of playing golf - can't find a ball....

TOSHA !!!!

 

Animported demotivator.


 
 
"I'm a meat pie now," said Gingerbread as he finished eating the fox.
 

zoritch


The husband comes home to find his lover lying on his wife.

The husband is taken aback:

- What's going on here!

The wife, stretching, says to the lover:

- I told you he wouldn't understand anything! Idiot!