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Ahem...
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Waiting for a prince and then resenting him for lying on the sofa and not working like a worker or a peasant.
came home early from the night shift......
and saw a naked girl.... coming out of the bathroom....
ran three thoughts through my head...........
son grows up..........
husband freaked out...........
or did the grandfather believe in himself? ..........
Women's logic:
Waiting for a prince and then resenting him for lying on the sofa and not working like a worker or a peasant.
Trying to change your husband's habits for 10 years and then saying you married "another man".
Family problems with an unopened tube of toothpaste are solved easily, but partially.
1. open the tube and squeeze the toothpaste onto the brush. Without letting go of the tube and the brush, with your right hand with the brush you take the cap and close the tube.
The reciprocal positioning of the objects in your hand creates a mnemonic condition for fast consolidation of the skill. After a week, you will be doing everything automatically.
2. Removing the 'core' problem from circulation leads a woman to withdrawal and search for other options for sublimating the irritation arising from this fucking life.
The options that re-emerge are varied and not always safe, from blunt knives to a complete change of scenery. So, think carefully before you close the tube.
3. I've been closing it for years. It hasn't gotten any worse, but it hasn't gotten any better either. C'est la vie.
.... Removing the 'core' problem from circulation leads a woman to withdrawal and look for other options to sublimate the annoyance arising from this fucking life.
The options that re-emerge are manifold and not always safe, from blunt knives to a complete change of scenery. So, think carefully before you close the tube...
Women's logic:
Waiting for a prince and then resenting him for lying on the sofa and not working like a worker or a peasant.
There's something to that.