Humour - page 318

 

 

A true patriot.

 

JImpro, take a week off.

Your brain is overworked from exposure to the Smoking Room and needs to recover.

I warned you.

 
JImpro:

sad but relevant. Exactly to the point!

However, the poem 'This is my Motherland' has many different variations! For example:

I found out I've got
I've got a huge thing!
♪ I'm walking around with it ♪
And I love this one and that one.
Olya, Tanya, Ksyusha, Lyuda,
Vasilisa tomorrow.
And Oksana and Svetlana.
And I'm making plans for Yulia
And Larisa and Angela
And Katyusha in between
Veronica, Anya, Zhenya,
Even though she's in a state,
And Polina and Varvara
And the boss Tamara,
Grandma Clava, Grandma Zina
And Danila and the Georgian
And her dog Glasha
And the cat and the turtle
And the path and the forest,
And every ear in the field,
Every living thing, every non-living thing
It's all mine, my darling!
I love everyone in the world
That's my concept!

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Different variants can be chosen according to one's taste here:http://redsy.diary.ru/p61279045.htm

 

Interesting fact:

If all the veins, arteries and capillaries in your body are pulled out and drawn in one line...

you will die...

 

Interesting observation:

Looking at my dept in recent weeks and realising "Smoke2"-paid service.

 
DJDJ22:

Interesting observation:

Looking at my dept in recent weeks and realising "Smoke2"-paid service.

Well, if you sit on a lying stone and shut off the water, it's ironclad.
 
 
DJDJ22:

Interesting observation:

Looking at my dept in recent weeks and realising "Smoke2"-paid service.


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Mathemat:

JImpro, take a week off.

Your brain is overworked from exposure to the Smoking Room and needs to recover.

I warned you.

Thanks, Lesh... I'm sick of these sickos...