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Dear moderator, are you fed up with users? Create their own idiotic topics in packs, flubbing and hooliganism on the forum? And the next thing they yell "All moderators are <moderated>!"?
Here are exactly thirty decent answers, to these insignificant lamers, when there are
Questions about the quality of your moderating! No one will dare contradict you!
So here goes:
1 Just took it down.
2 Accidentally deleted.
3 Pressed the wrong button.
4 Got drunk and made fun of the site.
5 Wanted to piss someone off.
6 My girlfriend left me.
7 Just had the feeling that the players have begun to forget who the owner of the site.
8 In protest against the lawlessness of traffic cops.
9 A girl came to me.
10 It was necessary to at least something to bash up.
11 I don't remember.
12 I was practicing.
13 I had to reduce the amount of data in the database because we do not have enough memory.
14 I didn't do it, a girl came to see me.
15 Excuse me, I have been bitten by a fly.
16 Ilya said.
17 That's the way the circumstances were...
18 That's better, in terms of website design.
19 My girlfriend asked me to.
20 I had a vision.
21 I wanted to leave a memory of myself.
22 I didn't believe it was possible until the end.
23 My son thought it was a calculator programme.
24 I was wondering if you would notice or not.
25 Bl% be, this is the last time.
26 Inexplicable ways of a moderator.
27 After a spilled beer, only this key works
28 I get paid depending on how many times I've done it... Don't
...don't get mad, there's a hungry wife and unfed kids at home...
29 I just don't know how to do anything else...
30 Just because I have the opportunity and you don't...
I sympathize with your complexes. I am just at work.
I'm sorry for your complexes. I'm just at work.
that was a joke http://www.anekdot.ru/id/169482/
- Professor, have you heard of the vortex of uncertainty?
- Excuse me?
- I said, the vortex of uncertainty.
- No. I'm sorry, I haven't. Does it have something to do with philosophy?
- Perhaps it does, Professor, although it's also questionable. Do you agree that everything is doubtful?
- I suppose so.
- So it's questionable to say that everything is questionable, right?
- It is.
- So it's also questionable, isn't it?
- Let's say...
- Can you feel yourself getting sucked in?
- Sucked where?
- Into a vortex of uncertainty.
- Maybe...
- But that's doubtful too, isn't it?
The professor was never seen again after that couple.
it was a joke http://www.anekdot.ru/id/169482/
it was a joke http://www.anekdot.ru/id/169482/
What complexes, what anecdotes.
What complexes, what anecdotes.
You probably want to talk about complexes