Humour - page 130

 
 

No - Zaporozhets:

:) :) :)

 

The Italian government has approved a law reducing the number of provinces in the country from 51 to 86. This was done in order to reduce the cost of local government

Read more: http://top.rbc.ru/economics/01/11/2012/822870.shtml

That reminds me of something.

 
Well, if 51 to 86 is a reduction, that's something to think about.
 
Mathemat:
Well, if 51 to 86 is an abbreviation, it's worth thinking about.


Yeah, I guess so.

Maybe they're thinking of joining us, imagine - a Jacuzzi, and the sign says 'Made in Russia'...

I went to the bathroom, looked it up: that's right - JACUZZI.

 
Face mask: Take sauerkraut. Put it on a plate. Pour some lean butter on it. The cabbage is eaten with a glass of vodka... The face smiles blissfully and refreshes.
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To all those tired of my bad temper and optimism, I sincerely wish... A BREAK! ... you put the accent there!
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- Seema, do you know how many people died in the U.S. from Hurricane Sandy?
- According to the news on our TV channels, almost all of them.
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moskitman:

I really didn't notice...(((
 
 
Mathemat:

I saw it afterwards)))