Humour - page 64

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leonid553:

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The guy looks suspiciously sad about his catch :)
 

I'm sitting here mocking the cat.
He licks, I lick; he licks again, I lick; he yawns, I yawn; he yawns again, I yawn... He fucking bent over
и.... and started licking my dick.

- Hello, honey, where are you? I can't do it without you...
- You don't have to be without me...

This is how the apocalypse is gonna go -- with cameras and beers in hand.
By the time the seventh angel blows his trumpet, the first six will be on youtube.

The granny in the shop, looking at the thong, said in bewilderment:
- You want to get fucked up and you can't...

 
drknn:

The guy looks suspiciously sad about the catch :)
he ate the last of the turnip ;)
 

 
 
brici:
You have to think too long and hard to do that.
 

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