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An English fan approaches a Kiev policeman, pulls out a phrasebook:
- Excuse me. How can I get to the Olympic Stadium?
- Go fuck yourself, with your phrase book! Fuck for two years, I did study your fucking English?! !!!!!
Euro 2012. Ukraine.
An English fan approaches a Kiev policeman, pulls out a phrasebook:
- Excuse me. How can I get to the Olympic Stadium?
- Go fuck yourself, with your phrase book! Fuck for two years, I did study your fucking English?! !!!!!
:)))
- Elementary: "YOSH"...
- Yes.
- Oh, thank God! I thought you were electrocuted.
How do you spell the word 'urchin' with four mistakes?
- Elementary: "YOSH"...
And I can't get Nescafe down my throat.
You give me a call.
We'll scrape together some vodka !!!!
They don't lay asphalt properly! It should be laid the other way round, with the smooth side on top!
They don't lay asphalt properly! It should be the other way round, with the smooth side up!
Yeah. Potholes to the bottom.)