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Euro 2012. Ukraine.
An English fan approaches a Kiev policeman, pulls out a phrasebook:
- Excuse me. How can I get to the Olympic Stadium?
- Go fuck yourself, with your phrase book! Fuck for two years, I did study your fucking English?! !!!!!
 
moskitman:
Euro 2012. Ukraine.
An English fan approaches a Kiev policeman, pulls out a phrasebook:
- Excuse me. How can I get to the Olympic Stadium?
- Go fuck yourself, with your phrase book! Fuck for two years, I did study your fucking English?! !!!!!

:)))
 
If an ant lifts 10 times its own weight, 50 gram ants can be sent for a bottle of beer.
 
PapaYozh:
How do you spell the word 'urchin' with four mistakes?
- Elementary: "YOSH"...
 
- Young lady, do you dance?
- Yes.
- Oh, thank God! I thought you were electrocuted.
 
moskitman:
How do you spell the word 'urchin' with four mistakes?
- Elementary: "YOSH"...


Also - with five mistakes - Istcho
 
When I feel like shit
And I can't get Nescafe down my throat.
You give me a call.
We'll scrape together some vodka !!!!
 
They don't lay asphalt properly! It should be laid the other way round, with the smooth side on top!
 
evillive:
They don't lay asphalt properly! It should be laid the other way round, with the smooth side on top!
There are different kinds of asphalt. For the driveway, it's pebbly. For the pavement, it's soft and smooth.
 
evillive:
They don't lay asphalt properly! It should be the other way round, with the smooth side up!

Yeah. Potholes to the bottom.)

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