Humour - page 6

 

and the third spirit voiced the opinion that statistically, people with an oppressed sense of compassion are the best traders.

But the reality is that

Not a single lady in a jewellery shop has yet, to a man who is paying for a purchase, said "Thank you, of course, but I don't love you!".

 

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leonid553:

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Why isn't it animated like your avatar?
 
Svinozavr: Why isn't it animated like your avatar?
That's what you want, you sly one. That's only in real life.
 
Mathemat:
That's what he wants, the sly one. That's only in real life.
And that's rare.
 
sever31:
Even that is very rare.
So at least let it be in the tester! Otherwise, you know, they're posting stats...
 
Svinozavr: Why isn't it animated like your avatar?
I guess so?
 
IgorM:
I guess so?


Wow, what an asshole :)
 
IgorM:
I guess so?

The ass is really outstanding. But there's a "but."

Beautiful, but not practical - missing (underdeveloped or atrophied) muscles lead to problems during childbirth. It's the bane of today's youth. That's what my brother, a neurologist by profession but a gynaecologist by vocation, explained to me. :)

 
I won't rest until Leonid553 turns 90°. Against the h.c.