[Archive c 17.03.2008] Humour [Archive to 28.04.2012] - page 141

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Fable "The monkey and the admin"


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The old man was a man of the week, and he was a man of the night.
He ate vodka, dribbled with his legs, he didn't want to work!
And the ant from the storehouse was in the sacks.
Tea, apricots, kish-mish, persimmon for winter.
And Dragonfly laughed at him, he ate vodka naked.
-Why are you laughing? -Murash says to him,
Soon the vada will fly from the sky, Where's yours later?
"The streak of Ha-Ha has zipped, Trull and flew away.
Soon, from the sky, Strekaza will come to Murash.
- Salamaallikum AKA! Let me go for a while
And while I'm in the Khan's yard, I'll be your lodger.
- Tzeliy summers just came to eat arak, nagami drigal
If you don't agree with me, go away and sing!

There is truth in this fable if you want to eat delicious
You have to work, and you have to balk in winter!!!
 
Both sober and tipsy,
And in the lump and in the holler,
Send not your neighbors to...
And don't send your distant ones to... ...do not send...

And if you're screwed by your country,
Don't forget your prestige,
Don't send your country to...
♪ Don't send it, be taller ♪

¶ And even if you're screwed ¶
♪ sunflower in the shit ♪
♪ Hope for good fortune on the... ♪
Please don't send
 
The old woman waits in vain for her son to come home.
Her son's payday is today.
He's lying in the gutter in front of the beer garden,
And Bug is pissing in his mouth.
 
There are women in Russian villages,
They're affectionately called women.
They stop an elephant in its tracks
And tear off his trunk.
 
If you take coloured paper
Pen, scissors and glue
And a little more courage
♪ You can make a hundred rubles ♪
 
If you take coloured paper
Pen, scissors and glue
And a little more courage
♪ You can make a hundred rubles ♪
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