[Archive c 17.03.2008] Humour [Archive to 28.04.2012] - page 140
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They introduced the HUI variable. When western bosses asked what it was, they quickly invented the High-quality User Interface excuse.
I cried.
Windows Ice Machine ver 1.21.
Enter your password.
and draw buttons with numbers on them, that's not all!
They type in the password every time they want to get into the fridge and get very offended when someone tries to open it just for fun.
We have one tricky banking system.
And the programmers periodically send patches to it.
And lately, they've been getting a little bit jammed up:
1. They sent us two patches. Each one asks for the other one to be pre-installed.
2. Two recursive patches were sent instead of these two - each one asks for the same one to be pre-installed.
3. In order to fix this, they sent PATCHES TO PATCHES. Shit.
Fucking cokeheads.
xxx: Who put Mr. MySql Detergent in the product database ????
yyyy: all you see is a set-up...
xxx: ok, the massiv variable, maybe it's from massive. but! a function called human-user interface "hui_work" and the pizdecimal variable don't tell you anything!?!?
yyyy: ok, I win...
- Dasha, you are older. You should be smarter and give in.
To which the child gave out a masterpiece:
- I'm not so stupid as to be smarter!!!
- Hello! Our printer isn't working!
- What's wrong with it?
- The mouse is stuck!
- A mouse? What's the printer got to do with it?
- Um... I'll send you a picture...
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