Humour - page 33

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When a bus driver's wife cheats on him, he becomes a trolleybus driver )))
 

 
alexjou:

it's a spool of thread. They used to make them out of wood. )))
 
fozi:
it's a spool of thread. They used to make them out of wood. )))

It's a "business idea" :)


 

 

In this world, only Google understands me half-heartedly.

 
The visitor, looking at the shot glass with the cognac poured only to the very bottom of it, to the waiter:
- I told you: 500 cognac. And what did you bring?
- Excuse me, I thought you asked for 500 rubles worth of cognac. I'll bring you half a litre...
- No!!! That's enough!!!
 
Two blondes talking, one says:
- These traffic cops are out of their minds, they're taking such bribes, where's the money?!
The other one's stunned:
- Are they allowed to have money?! ?
 
An exam at medical school. Lecturer: Which human organ can grow 14 times bigger?
Student: Hee hee!
P: Don't rush, girl, think again, what organ in a person can enlarge 14 times?
S.: Hee-hee!
P: Pupil! Pupil can increase 14 times! Hee-hee" only one and a half times.
 

From an advertisement on Ekho Moskvy radio. 14.06.2012, 8-12.

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