Humour - page 331

 
Putin: "There are no Russian footballers in Brazil. These people bought uniforms and a ball on the beach".
 

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- What's the best way to wash down Mexican food?
- Tequila.
- And German food?
- Beer.
- And Italian food?
- Wine.
- And Russian cuisine?
- You don't drink Russian food, you eat it as an appetizer!
 
What?! (с)
 

Urgent Withdrawal of Profits from the Account!

Came in this afternoon.
Had a laugh, thank you.

 
 
denis_orlov:

Came in this afternoon.
Had a laugh, thank you.



You're not the only one :)