Humour - page 337

 

iced vodka is bad for the kidneys,

rum on the rocks to the liver,

gin on ice to the heart,

whiskey on ice to the brain.

that bloody ice is unbelievably bad!

 

to work on Monday )))


 
 
evillive:


I'm just used to the service, oh yo yo yo yo)))
 
 
 
The Russian language is very short and concise. For example, the inscription "Here were tourists from Russia" consists of only three letters...
 

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Based on https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xypy4CCcE4

"Gotta, gotta wash up
In the morning and in the evening,
And the unclean chimney sweep
Shame on them! Shame and shame!"

 

Rise of the machines, the beginning )))


 

- I play water polo.

- isn't that dangerous?

- Of course it's dangerous. Two horses drowned under me.