Humour - page 363

 
 
The people that cannibals love the most
 
 
evillive:

So there's the wrong White One in Ukraine...?!
 
 
- Barrymore, what's that noise outside?
- It's a gay pride parade, sir.
- What's it for?
- Demanding same-sex love, sir.
- Are they forbidden?
- No, sir.
- Then why are they making noise?
- Fags, sir.
 
moskitman:
- Barrymore, what's that noise outside?
- It's a gay pride parade, sir.
- What's it for?
- Demanding same-sex love, sir.
- Are they forbidden?
- No, sir.
- Then why are they making noise?
- Fag@rds, sir.
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Selling inexpensive new helicopter carrier, self-delivered from France. Not sawed, not a designer, not broken, not painted. Resellers please do not disturb. Vozmozhnaya delivery. The real buyer in the gift bag of Polish apples, maximum repost please.

 


Crow had once been sent two slices of cheese

One was wrapped in crisp paper

with a brightly coloured stencil saying "FOR THE FISH".

"Strange," thought Crow, "but who is the other one for?"

 

4-stroke )))