[Archive c 17.03.2008] Humour [Archive to 28.04.2012] - page 713

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Playing backgammon.

Opened a table and in the mini chat, and once, line by line, thirty times wrote - "next" (the time of the post is not displayed).

Accidentally won five games in a row, and before the last roll of the dice, I always write "next". People come in, loses, sees that I "fought all" and then call me names, such as: "retard; asshole; idiot; fuck you ... etc.

The audience began to gather. In short, a full house.
 

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Despite the crisis and inflation, Russian mathematicians have firmly promised to keep pi between 3 and 4 at least until the end of this year...
 

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This is the third night I've had a dream that I'm an unnecessary shell for a hash function and I keep hashing in spite of that.
 
Mischek:

Well... Well, dinner's getting cold.


Speaking of "dinner": http://www.newsru.ru/crime/04oct2011/arabmodelcannisus.html

American model who ate her husband for dinner after honeymoon asks to be released from jail.

"..."skinned her husband's corpse, cut off his head and baked it in the oven. .... "fried her severed hands in oil in a frying pan... fried the ribs, "like in a restaurant," and ate them... dipped them in barbecue sauce, ....."

 
leonid553:


Speaking of "dinner": http://www.newsru.ru/crime/04oct2011/arabmodelcannisus.html

American model who ate her husband for dinner after honeymoon asks to be released from jail.

"... "skinned her husband's corpse, cut off his head and baked it in the oven. .... "fried her severed hands in oil in a frying pan... fried the ribs, "like in a restaurant," and ate them... dipped them in barbecue sauce, .....

Compared to such nightmares, Vadim's dreams are downright benign.
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