[Archive c 17.03.2008] Humour [Archive to 28.04.2012] - page 710

 
There is no such thing as bear flu. THERE IS NO SUCH THING.
 
 

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( no fooling around...)

 

Vasya can do whatever he wants. And he won't be judged for it. Because he is an MP.

Petya can do whatever he wants too. And no one will condemn him either. Because he is a schizophrenic.

Vasya invested a lot of time and money in his certificate...

Petya got his certificate for free.

And if there is no difference, why pay more...?

 

That's the kind of forex.....

 
 

 

hmmm, not that Chelyabinsk TV is that harsh...

 
Analysts at DC Kitchener conclude that the pair will either go up or down in the near future
 

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Southern coast, velvet season,
What can you do, - it wasn't a dream.
Long evening, sea, silence-a-a,
Our meeting, - two and a wave! (С)

http://www.karaoke.ru/song/6320.htm