[Archive c 17.03.2008] Humour [Archive to 28.04.2012] - page 784

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solar:

Lee Harvey Oswald detained on charges of attempted assassination of Putin

According to Channel One, the suspect, a United States citizen, has been detained at the Rose Hill Memorial Cemetery in Dallas.

The investigation into the failed assassination attempt on Vladimir Putin has led police in the US. "We assumed from the beginning that there was an American trail in this case," admits an anonymous source at the Russian Interior Ministry. - "And not surprisingly, the terrorist turned out to be a man already experienced in similar crimes - Lee Harvey Oswald.


He looks a bit like Prokhorov.

 

 

11 out of 33 letters of the Russian alphabet are out of Dontsova's works

"A', 'P', 'Y' and others are no longer intended to appear in the works of the writer.

The letters issued a similar statement this morning. "We consider further participation in the proposals, recounting the outrageously moronic adventures of incomprehensible characters with idiotic names to be a shameful compromise with our conscience, and we cannot accept it," reads the letters' collective letter.

Thus, from now on, Daria Dontsova will have to rely only on 22 letters, which so far have remained loyal to the writer. By the way, so far, the letters' protest has had no effect on Dontsova's prolificacy, nor on the semantic part of her already published works.

 
PapaYozh:
Who is this lady?
 

I go to vote.
At the polling station, music is playing as usual...and then I listen and realise it's Viagra: "Lie, but stay".

 
jartmailru:
Who is this lady?
the wife
 
Poo looks a lot like Kuchma from this angle. Maybe they all look like that after two consecutive terms...?
 
jartmailru:
Who is this lady?
Brought out into the world from her monastic confinement.
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