[Archive c 17.03.2008] Humour [Archive to 28.04.2012] - page 689

 
Urain:
Now say the magic word 'shovel'.
That's funny to him. I, on the other hand, always put braces on everything.
... and I don't use switch / case
 
Urain:
Now say the magic word 'shovel'.
Yeah. It's probably not funny without context. I guess the trick is that I haven't been this stupid in fifteen years. )
 
Urain:

We came to the venerologist, everyone was sympathetic - what did the doctor say?

M - he said that you should be ashamed of yourself, you are so big and still suffer from children's diseases :o)

It is probably a good thing that I do not know any children's venereal diseases, but I was wondering - what kind of children's venereal disease is that?
 
sergeev:
It's probably a good thing that I don't know any children's venereal diseases, but I was wondering what kind of children's venereal disease that is.

Well, that's the doctor's humour, because he thinks that only young people get venereal disease, while grown men should learn not to stick mutator in the latrine.

And with braces, how many times do we have to step on that rake?

 
Eh, Semyon Semyonych. I see.
 

I came across this today:

Торговые роботы для MetaTrader4 пишутся на языке программирования MQL4. Данный язык разработан производителем торгового терминала специально для написания forex роботов. Он позволяет без каких-либо сложностей запрограммировать торговую систему, которая будет торговать в в онлайн режиме круглосуточно. Программистам, которые знакомы с этим языком, такая работа не составит большого труда. Для обычных пользователей это будет более сложная задача.

Now I see where offers to write an EA for $5 are coming from

 
Mathemat:

In fact, if you side with the client (say, a humanitarian), he is quite sincerely convinced that the coder is making fun of him, pretending not to understand the most basic things.


:)

I know

 

on the subject! a real ad from the vcount... well well from there :

"Нужен программист для поддержания сайта.

Natalia Mistress

The main requirements are efficiency, professionalism and creativity.

The site is thematic, so we do not just need a programmer, but a programmer-thematic. Ideally, it would be a person who would be really interesting!

The site is basically ready, you need to make some adjustments and work on the design. In the future - maintenance and updating of information.

I will only deal with really responsible people and professionals!

If anyone doesn't understand, we're talking about a porn site...

a theme programmer - yes, that's strong! )))))))

 
denis_orlov:

on the subject! a real ad from the vcount... Well, it's from there:

in case anyone doesn't get it, it's a porn site...

programmer-thematic - yeah, that's strong! )))))))


:-))) OK, OK, this lady must have meant (with a certain French accent on the last syllable) -programme-ist-tematique...:-R, as a kind of an invitation to participate in the

role-playing in this image...theme-player - yes, really interesting and strong.:-)))