[Archive c 17.03.2008] Humour [Archive to 28.04.2012] - page 693

 
Cmu4:

Tania Kapelina, 27 years old, but in the text "My name is Tania, I'm 23 years old". Something doesn't add up.


It does. It should be: "My name is Tanya. I'm 17..."
 

 
moskitman:


And there's nothing like Fridays. Although it should be Saturday, if it's after Friday.
 
moskitman:


In the picture the word "alcohol truck" is misspelled.

;)

 
Once upon a time there was a girl who had sparse greasy hair, big rolling eyes, a big nose, thin lips, broad shoulders, thin arms, small breasts, a big belly and crooked, hairy legs. She could have been called an ugly girl, if it wasn't for her smile, her smile made her just plain ugly.
 
PapaYozh:


In the picture the word "alcohol truck" is misspelled.

;)


The alcohol truck is a process and the alcohol truck is a vehicle.)
 
 
David177:

The distillery is a process and the distillery is a means of transport.)

An alcohol truck carries spirits, while an alcohol transporter brings in spirits. Do you feel the difference? ;)
 
PapaYozh:

An alcohol truck carries alcohol, a spirits truck imports alcohol. Do you feel the difference? ;)
The subject of the distillery produces the process of distilling alcohol.