Traders joking, the beginning - page 649

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The hamburger chain In-N-Out is upset because a bikini-clad woman made a video of herself handling their meat in a suggestive way. The CEO said, "What kind of sicko would sexualize In-N-Out?"

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According to a new poll, Trader Joe's is no longer America's favorite grocery store. The story was reported in this morning’s "Emergency News for White People."

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A new poll has named Wegmans as America's favorite grocery store, as opposed to Chris Christie's choice of whatever's the closest.

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Cicadas are coming back next month. These unusual insects spend almost all of their lives in holes underground and only emerge once every 17 years to mate. Sort of like any couple with a Netflix account.

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AC/DC has a new lead singer. Axle rose will replace Brian Johnson. At 54-years-old, he will be the youngest member of the group. They are still on a “Highway to Hell,” but they're in the far right lane.

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The president and the first lady got their taxes done. I'm not sure if they have to release it or they just do. They made $436, 035, the lowest amount they've made since he took office. Donald Trump made more money than that last year selling hats.