Interesting and humorous (politics and history banned) - page 161

 

Winter vehicles

 
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Vitaliy Kuznetsov #:
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Looks like Petya won :)
 
Sergey Gridnev #:
It looks like Petya has won :)

And you are a philosopher...

 

About the holidays:

 
Vladimir Karputov #:

About the holidays:

Well, so many holidays in a row... Christmas, New Year's Day, Christmas Day, S.N., Defenders of the Fatherland Day, Valentine's Day, Women's Day... women's day, Valentine's day.. . and then it's time to put the tree away.

 
Sergey Gridnev #:
Looks like Petya won :)

No, but the tale of Peter's further adventures is forbidden in this thread :)

 
Haruto Rat #:

No, but the tale of Peter's further adventures is forbidden in this thread :)

What do you mean "no" when Vasya is everything.
 
Sergey Gridnev #:
How can it not be, if Vasya is everything.

So it wasn't a zero-sum game.

Vasya's glamorous wife inherited the firm, business went crooked and askew, wages started to be delayed.

Petya was still convinced that he was doing everything "right" and that the "system" was to blame, and soon he was ripe for recruitment to an organisation that was banned in the country.

But that wasn't what got him caught, it was the substances that "helped" him through the hard times.

It only got worse from there...

 

A man who has not had enough ...

In every family there is a person who has not had enough. In ours, it's my grandmother. After my grandfather died six years ago, we moved her in with us.

My parents say it's fate taking revenge on them for the lack of obvious teenage problems in both children, us that is - me and my sister.

For example, in July, when she got her pension, she took off with her best friend for a week to the seaside, turning off her phone and calling when she ran out of money. My mother almost lost her mind. I had to go and get it. My dad laughed and asked my mother-in-law to just take him along next time.

She has early-stage diabetes and when the district doctor started to list with a serious look what she can't have, she interrupted him:

- "What happens if I eat this?

- You could die," the doctor said with the most tragic and threatening look.

- 'Come on! Seriously? I mean, at 86 years of age, is that a possibility?

Anyway, we take insulin and we eat what we want.

She plays chess on the boulevard with the men and wins!

She sings in the Merry Old Ladies choir, goes to the theatre and attends all the free town events and concerts.

And she recently got herself a widowed boyfriend eight years younger than herself. Now they're having a blast together. Last weekend, he pampered her with an ATV race. And then they drank two litres of homemade wine over dinner and fell asleep in front of the TV, cuddled up on the sofa in the living room, where we caught them returning from the dacha as a couple of teenagers. This is how Grandpa Kolya was introduced to the family - a dumbfounded mum, stunned grandchildren and an invariably laughing dad.

I adore my grandmother - she is more positive and energetic than most of the young people I know. She loves life and knows how to enjoy it. "And how much of that life!" - she replies to my mother to all hers: "Mum, how can it be?"

I want that kind of old age.

Natalia Barskaya