Interesting and humorous (politics and history banned) - page 60

 
Denis Sartakov:

heart stops beating.



It's actually advisable to take a few hours before a serious binge, the body starts producing enzymes to process the alcohol, then it gets easier. But, of course, a week is a lot more fun ))

 
Alexey Volchanskiy:

The poem was clearly written under the influence of drugs, but strongly!

That's the main thing with Vysotsky. Every poem he writes on behalf of a convict, all convicts think he was in prison, if he writes a poem on a military theme, everyone is sure he was in the war.

But when he writes about alcohol, one can also feel the practice and understanding of the process.

 
Yuriy Zaytsev:

That's the main thing with Vysotsky. Every poem he writes on behalf of a convict, all convicts think he was in prison; if he writes a poem on a military theme, everyone is sure he was in the war.

But when he writes about alcohol, there is also a sense of practice and understanding of the process.

It turns out he was an astronaut, too:

In the distant constellation of Tau Kita.
Everything has become incomprehensible to us.
The signal is sent: "What are you there?"
And they send us back.

On Tau Kita
# Living in beauty
Living, by the way, in different ways
Our comrades in mind.

Here, moving through the beam of light
Unassisted, but mediated,
I'm on my way to Tau Kita,
To deal with it on the spot

♪ On Tau Kita ♪
Something's wrong
♪ There's a Tau Chi brotherhood ♪
Are crazy as we know them.

While I lay in suspended animation
Those Taukitans are on the rampage.
I'm less and less in touch with them
♪ They're too much of a bully ♪

♪ Tauquits have
♪ The words in the alphabet ♪
Not many, and they're bourgeois,
And their humour's ugly.

I've landed a ship like my own ass,
I'd landed the ship like my own bum, with a slight twist of the reflector.
I shouted in Taukitian: "Vivat!" -
Which is our word for "hello."

♪ With the Taukitians ♪
All appearance is deceit
They're no match for them:
They appear and then they disappear...

A Taukitian is like a Papuan to me,
They gave me a little hint of them.
I shouted: "Galactica's ashamed of you!"
They blinked something in reply.

On Tau Kith
Conditions aren't the same:
There's no atmosphere, it's stuffy
But the Taukitans are hospitable

In the heat of the moment I shouted, "Fuck you!
But my cybernetic guide
♪ so literally translated me ♪
I was ashamed of myself.

But the Taukits,
They're such bastards,
I'm sure they've had enough of it:
"They come and go and disappear...

"We're brothers of the sex," I shout, "men!
"Well..." Then my voice broke off,
I grabbed the Taukitian woman by the breasts:
"Come on," I said, "confess..."

She said to me: "Go away!" - She said,
"We're ahead of the game," she says.
We don't want to know men,
Now we're going to mate!

I can't remember when I took off in my starship,
I'm in a drinking mood:
Earth's gone three hundred years ahead,
According to Einstein's vile theory!

What if it's there, too,
Like Tau Kita,
What if, like on Tau Kita, the knowledge has grown terribly,
What if it's a kidney, too?!

1966

 

Poems about the brevity of life LEE BO

The day flies by
It's short, of course,

But even a century
Will fly away into space.

When the sky stretches out
To infinity?

Tens of thousands of kalpas
Since then.

And the fairy's tresses
♪ The fairy's tresses have turned gray ♪

The hoarfrost of time
♪ The frost of time ♪

The lord
"He looked upon the maiden

And the laughter can be heard
For millions of years.

To stop
The six dragons

And tie them
To the Fusan tree,

Then the Heavenly Ladle
♪ Filling it with wine ♪

♪ to make each and every one ♪
♪ To get them drunk and drunk ♪

 

We should ask G. Leps to rework the lyrics of "the best day", also with a comic theme, for those traders who overclock their deposits by martin.

Like

Biggest deposit I ever made yesterday.
I was too lazy to go at night and stayed till morning.
# But it's about time and I'm on my way
"So be it!"

 

I'm walking this evening and I see the kids going down the hill. Instead of a sledge, there are now flat basins, like round knight's shields :) . That is, almost all on such shields, and three got somewhere a huge piece of linoleum (with see a carpet, no otherwise), wrapped the front of the linoleum and the three of them roll down the hill on this linoleum. And the three of them have even more speed and range than the round boards.

 
Vladimir Karputov:

I'm walking this evening and I see the kids going down the hill. Instead of a sledge, there are now flat basins, like round knight's shields :) . That is, almost all on such shields, and three got somewhere a huge piece of linoleum (with see a carpet, no otherwise), wrapped the front of the linoleum and the three of them roll down the hill on this linoleum. And the speed and range of the three of them is even greater than on the round boards.


Taziki a long time ago, we were still riding on thin plywood, we also managed to get the nose up a bit

 

Three apples changed our world: the first seduced Eve, the second awakened Newton and the third was caught by Steve Jobs.

 

Santa Claus' flight (over Alabama), captured by a Twitter user -

 
Victor Ziborov:

Three apples changed our world: the first seduced Eve, the second awakened Newton and the third was caught by Steve Jobs.


A prime example of falsification, hyperbole or simply reposting unverified information from credible secret sources.