Humour - page 201

 
 
 
I feel sorry for them. Schoolboy detective
 
alexjou:


aaaaaaaa..... ok!
 
xxx:<br / translate="no">There was a camping trip. Went on a family trip to Karelia. Two weeks without people. Brains were dissolved in Ladoga. The last night we climbed a rock - me, my sister and my brother. And how we started shouting in different animal voices, and then we decided to call Odin. Just for fun. And also for fun, there was a monstrous thunderstorm at night. And the next day in Priozersk a taxi driver told us, that trees have turned out bones by their roots, and all the trees are turned out till Sosnovo, and the trains don't go.
Don't call Odin on a prank, he's a prankster too.
( bash )
 

Gea Gea

 
The Russian family as represented by the American family:


- Darling, I'm home!

- Why so late?

- A bear dislocated his leg on the way - I had to pamper him with vodka.

- Everybody sit down! Let's have some vodka.

- Mum, I'll go play with the bear.

- All right, but have some vodka first.

- Where's our grandpa?

- He's been in line for two weeks for vouchers.

- Good thing he drank some vodka before that. And you don't sit idly by, go have a vodka too.

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All right, go out, son, and don't forget to write your report to the KGB tonight! And on your way home, don't forget to buy vodka - it's running out.

- Darling, it's hot. Turn off the atomic reactor, please.

- I'll finish my vodka and turn it off, while you play the balalaika.
 
Orionok:

Hee-hee

IMHO, BEST POST IN THE THREAD!

Thank you.

Haven't laughed like that in a long time! :-)

Tears.

Counter! It's been a long time...

B 2 2 B 6 B 4 4 B 4 2... :-) (Shotgun and grenades light and sound - loaded...)

"Sector claire..." :-)

 
sergeev:


... 4940+5940=10880


What's up... (this is a quote from 28.10.2012 on page 123)

There are 2 solutions, actually:

4940+5940=10880

1610+8610=10220

 
incred:

What's up... (this is a quote from 28.10.2012 on page 123)

There are two solutions, actually:

you're actually wrong. G is not T. and you have G==T==1. this is incorrect