Humour - page 312

 
 
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Malvina, Thumbelina and Baba Yaga are walking along the road:

- I am the prettiest girl in the world," says Malvina.
- And I'm the smallest and tiniest," says Thumbelina.
- And I am the ugliest, nastiest and bloodiest," says Baba Yaga.

On their way they come across the Truth Hut. Malvina is the first to enter, runs out crying.
Sleeping Beauty is prettier than me!
Thumbelina goes and comes out upset: "Tom Thumb is smaller than me!
Baba Yaga goes. Runs out, with her hands in the air: "Who the fuck is Yulia Tymoshenko!!!?

 
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Don't flatter yourself by sleeping with a cool photo model.
- Maybe she was just wondering...
How's that?
With a loser?
 
 
 

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