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You can't understand Russia with your mind :(
Brutal torture ))))
- I was on my way home late and on the way I was met by 2 guys who STARTed by politely asking me for my phone,
to make a phone call. Well, word of mouth, after a couple of minutes they lay down to rest on the ground.
- Now, the real question is: Will God punish me for their 2 phones, money and my size trainers
borrowed from one of them?
- Guys, I believe in karma...
That reminds me:
I believe in the integrity of the president
And the incorruptibility of the police officers,
And the bank's concern for its customers,
♪ I believe in mermaids, I believe in housekeepers ♪
I believe that prices will go down,
I believe that the country will develop,
That my neighbour won't cheat on me
My beloved wife
I trust the fortune teller on the cards
She'll tell me for money
That I'll soon be rich
And I'll be twice as happy
I believe that the teacher at school
♪ He won't take bribes at all ♪
That he will teach the children in good faith
♪ And I trust he'll teach them in good conscience ♪
I believe the insurance company
Where the clerks say
That if I should happen to be in trouble,
♪ I'll be compensated for all my losses ♪
Of course I believe the MPs,
And all the politicians... uh-huh,
The prime minister and his boys,
♪ And his boys who stripped the country naked ♪
I believe that all the injections
And all the pills they give me
# And all the pills they give me
And only do good.
I have faith in these people,
That they put me here
That they're the only place I'll be happy...
Where? ♪ In room six ♪
- Guys, I believe in karma, I believe that one day God will punish us for our sins, so I have a question.
- I was on my way home late and on the way I was met by 2 guys who STARTed by politely asking me for my phone,
to make a phone call. Well, word of mouth, after a couple of minutes they lay down to rest on the ground.
- Now, the real question is: Will God punish me for their 2 phones, money and my size trainers
borrowed from one of them?
Of course he will. A soldier wouldn't hurt a child...
Inspired:
I have the utmost faith in these people,
That they put me here,
That they're the only place I'll be happy...
Where? ♪ In room six ♪
As true patriots, Faa and I will respond to such a provocative verse with our own! Like this one:
It's not easy and it's not safe
To live in a foreign land.
How many good men
Who die in prisons and in battles!
Who cares for the children
In those wretched lands
Where there's no bread and no schools
Who cares for those who are barefoot and naked?
Of riots in the capitals,
Gunfights at the borders
Our morning papers tell us
Of our morning papers.
Here, a student was tortured,
There, a president was murdered...
There are no laws in this world!
***
Great is our happiness!
We live with you in a country,
Where the people stand in power,
Blocking the way to war.
Our young tribe!
In our troubled, turbulent age
Rising up before everyone
Man of good will -
Modest toiler and warrior,
Patriot and citizen.
He is confident, he is calm,
Because he is not alone!
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Friday the 13th of any month is a common omen that on such a day you should be especially prepared for trouble and beware of bad luck. In medicine, it is regarded as one of the phobias and is sometimes called paraskavidekatriaphobia.