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That's a hell of a trick. That could kill you (break your neck). What kind of wrestling is that?
It's supposed to be a capoeira...
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That's a hell of a trick. That could kill you (break your neck). What kind of wrestling is that?
:-)
It's called a 360 degree massage of your 'pussy'.
It's not wrestling, it's "around the world."
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvzkFOZq_f8
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvzkFOZq_f8
Very topical :)
"What Crafts Smell Like" by D. Rodari (translated by B. Zahoder)
Every craft has a special smell:
The bakery smells of dough and pastry.
The painter smells of turpentine and paint.
The glazier smells of window caulk.
The pastry chef smells of nutmeg.
A doctor in a dressing gown smells like medicine.
A peasant smells of the earth, the field and the meadow.
The farmer smells of a ploughman walking behind the plough.
A fisherman smells of fish and the sea.
Only a bum smells nothing.
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The bakery smells of burnt pastry...
The butcher smells of rotten meat.
The baker smells of carbon monoxide.
The milkman smells of sour cream.
The miners smell of burning methane.
Newspaper man smells like a dead duck,
Like the perfume department smells like a prostitute.
A surgeon smells like a failed anaesthetic.
The milkmaid smells of evening manure.
The skinner smells of skinning.
The sanitizer... You know how.
The cook smells like sauerkraut.
A nurse smells like an enema.
Mother-in-law usually smells like pancakes,
Everyone at customs smells like big money.
Party man smells like red flags.
The nanny smells like a Huggy nappy.
The shoemaker smells of thick shoe polish,
And the popular singer smells of cocaine.
The English Consul smells like oatmeal,
The schoolteacher smells like valerian.
A soldier's boot smells stale.
The hot brother smells of iron.
A rheumatik smells of ozokerite.
Smell the jerk-lover with dynamite.
A tourist smells of sprat in tomato,
A sportsman climber smells of iodine and green.
The priest smells of holy water.
Rabbis smell like kosher food.
Morse code smells like a radio operator.
Heroin smells like a smuggler.
A sailor smells like oil spilled.
Only programmers... don't smell like anything.
Only a fool would think that.
"C-encoder smells like structure,
Visual Basic smells like hackwork.
C++ smells like polymorphism,
Oracle smells like bureaucracy,
DBA smells like tedious ranting,
Main Frame smells like an old Jew.
Web programmer reeks of random communication,
COBOL programmers reek of desperation.
PASCAL developer smells like something forgotten,
ACCESS developer smells like a broken trough.
Together they all smell like a mess -
testers only they don't smell at all!
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That's not true! Smell it for yourself,
Testers always smell like bedbugs...
You walk in and look around -
There's a bug crawling around.
It's buzzing around the programmer like a fly.
- Doesn't work here, doesn't stand there...
Even the admin can't shrug it off,
The bug's smell is costing him more.
Not knowing the code or the system,
Testers smell a common problem !
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in addition...
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He smells like yesterday's shop noodles,
Unfed cat, two-day stubble,
Sock unkempt, expired vodka,
Coffee grounds, burnt wiring,
He smells like Soviet, century-old, pungent
Triple and murderous cologne,
Crumpled paper and dusty floppy disk,
Four hundred and forty-eighth cigarette,
But still naive and pristine
Our sweet and kind programmer friend,
When a mine goes up next to him
A little offended sysadmin