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DmitriyN:

Dima, this must be about you:

 
 
That's all right. You have to sleep at night. Work during the day.
 
 
DmitriyN:

yo ma ho yo ma so{\ it's maylife},

Shura, I know, it reminds me of a gym. What can catch fire in a gymnasium? Even the director doesn't know. But the EMERCOM is supposed to be the bears, they know best. And there are sensors on the walls that when the ball crosses the beam, it triggers, alerting the building and those inside it about the fire.

The main thing is what? That's right, the main thing is the form. And the content of the Emergencies Minister's brain is secondary, the main thing is the general's order. In an extreme case, batteries by planes.

Maybe you have nothing to burn in your gymnasiums, but we do.


 

sorry about the horizontal )

ZS: as strange as it may seem to you, the gym is on fire

 

Or here's one


 
DmitriyN:
The ceiling was on fire, someone must have missed it with a bullhorn.
So if the ceiling in the gymnasium is on fire, there's no need to signal it?
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