Humour - page 7

 
IgorM:



...when I leave for work, I slap her and when I come back she's still wobbly. But it's not because she's so fat, it's just that we have a short working day. (с)
 

If there are so many opaque experts here, it's a good idea to put another opaque on the table...

 
Feels...... SPRINGING!!!!!!
 
What on earth is Goldasatarai doing! )))
 
And if your luck is going to turn around. You don't have to be upset, you just have to get used to it.
 
IgorM:

If there are so many opaque experts here, it's a good idea to put another opaque on the table...


it's called hypnosis.
 
Svinozavr:
I won't rest until Leonid553 turns 90 degrees. Against the ch.s.

"Be careful what you wish for" ©

 
abrygatsa, gentlemen ass-lovers....
 
denis_orlov:

"Be careful what you wish for" ©

"A hideously sexy hottie, smiling invitingly, thrusting her hips" (c) Robert Sheckley, "An Exchange of Minds", 1966.
 

Why don't we change the subject? It's a holiday...