Interesting and humorous - page 86

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List of REAL occupations from the Classifier of Occupations DK 003-95 of Ukraine

Aerodrome agronomist (WHY???)
Wet grading machine operator (wet grading machine operator, so...)
a diaphragm pumping machine operator (a diaphragm pumping machine operator ...
nabokovaya...)
Ball mill operator (smoked, smoked for sure!)
Ritual Service Artist (Poor Yorick...)
Mixer runner (LSD. Definitely LSD!)
Brigadier of the ladle yard (ladles... sound!)
Coat liner cooker (we don't eat raw fur coats!)
Top blast furnace operator (in a burka and with a sabre on his head).
Blast furnace operator (a useful profession).
Pipe-benders (can't do without him)
Head Cognac Master (a very, very worthy profession).
Chief enrichment technician (well! We know these even by their surnames J )
Chief Technician for television programme preservation (strongly)
The press man (the huffing man's friend, no other way)
The unification officer (and you are all WTO, NATO, EU...)
Lace divider (that's right! Otherwise one of you will get it all!)
Demonstrator of plastic postures (sounds nice)
The chiseler (to the chiseler and the chiseler!)
Milker (that's not me)
Spiral spinner (someone has to do it...).
Blacksmith (what a spanner! What to do with it?)
Loader of grinding balls (what are you grinding!)
Vocal strip caster (I know some J's on Saturdays especially)
Toothpicker of watch parts (I don't get it, but it sounds strong)
Toothpick maker (a very rare profession, I think)
Matrix maker (wake up, Neo!)
Forestry engineer (gynaecologist is nervously smoking in the corridor)
Enforcement inspector (you'll answer for that!)
Paper bag tester (on an aeroplane)
Power supply tester (Oh, fuck! It's electrocuted!)
Ring tester (And one all-powerful to the lord of Mordor)
Calculator (You won't believe it, it counts!)
The Kapellmeister (but often and often)
Coke-peeler and Coke-dispenser (say sometimes).
Emergency commissioner (just in case...)
Tumbler (to the blower!)
A globe-turner (a unique profession! How much universal
tranquillity!)

 

Let's go on.

Lukovoy (the housekeeper was a long time ago, now this one here...)
Master of the forest (simple and tasteful)
Pumping station operator for pumping working agent into the reservoir (a pity about the agent...)
Refrigerator operator (long-distance)
Wet waste washer operator (Wet and dirty wastes should not be thrown away!)
Positive and Negative assembler (looks like they were smoking...)
Mechanical shovel motorist (...)
A winder of the basics (that's something mythological).
Matchbox filler (with what, I wonder?)
Filler of appliances with liquids (clever!)
Head of the simulator (but what kind!)
Cranberry tapper (cranberries. Tested. Tappered.)
Anatomical material trimmer (it would seem, what's Judaism got to do with it...?)
Main Control Room Operator (there you go. Delusions of grandeur, though)
Operator of a keyboard instrument stand (playing cards
undressing)
Tippler (drunkenness...)
Ritual organiser (if you want to summon a devil or a demon, go to him!)
Sailor (I thought it was a ship...).
Lao-cha portionist (cryptic...)
Messenger (the medium is the message)
Milkshake maker (a peaceful profession)
Workman (he works alone J )
Road worker on the lake (and a fisherman on the railway)
Hole-disseminator (a necessary profession).
bag tearer (that's from evil, from evil)
Wallpaper-painter (must be a fun profession)
Tipper (usually comes after the tipper and the crusher)
Tailings adjuster (can't go anywhere without him!)
Dietary nurse (good for your health!)
Test locksmith (wonder what the fatality rate is?)
Creamer and dispenser (Yin-Yang)
Melted cheese mixer (a very responsible position)
Shooter (that's me)
Plank dryer (a dream...)
Rubber goods remover (do you still do it yourself? You should!)
Breeding technician (especially regarding South African tribes)
Glass etcher with hydrofluoric acid (what specifics. But why...?)
Parts toughener (so they don't fall apart!)
Scientific secretary (knows how to give a paw)
Facial cleaner (works in tandem with the niello-blackener)
Reader (strong).
Stamper of legs (and handles?? And the rest of the body parts?)
Underground electrician (scary beast!)

 
C-4:

Trader kidnapped after refusing to work


I did a little googling for interest and this is what I found...

See herehttp://my.biznet.ru/user.php?uid=435976 and then, for example, herehttp://www.kamtreid.ru/grail.php

Now everyone has the grail! :-)))

 

Serjik:

Now everyone has a grail! :-)))

it looks like forex can be closed.
 
Has anyone "disassembled" it? What does it do there, this"grail"?
 
moskitman:
Has anyone "disassembled" it? What does it do there, this "grail"?

225 build. you can "figure it out" yourself :)
 
Too much subtle humour. What's the build got to do with it?
 
moskitman:
Too much subtle humour. What's the build got to do with it?

It's a regular grid of orders + martin.
 
moskitman:
Too much subtle humour. What's the build got to do with it?
The old build, it is easy to decompile. It is immediately obvious that the deposit, under the guise of trades on the poundbucks, simply went into the MMM, and then returned with a profit.
 
Martin is evil. You can already be taken prisoner for him. )
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