[Archive c 17.03.2008] Humour [Archive to 28.04.2012] - page 777

 

 
 
moskitman:

http://el-murid.livejournal.com/481503.html
http://putnik1.livejournal.com/1541111.html

Humour is always great!
But I thought you might also want to cry.

 

I didn't feel like crying, sorry about that.

It has been claimed that the ability to laugh is the only thing that distinguishes humans from animals...
I agree in principle, if we exclude greed, cruelty, pride, insidiousness, hypocrisy, alcoholism, glamour and the desire to fuck one's neighbour.

 

What a handsome Putin will be tomorrow.

Let's elect him and we'll all love him.

 
moskitman:


the last photo is similar to your avatar )
 
dibs
 
 

Она крашеная - значит, не безнадежна. Или ты думаешь, что перекраска в блондинку - это еще и решительная перестройка ментальности?
Но волнуется сильно.

Whether or not he's worried is a personal question. But she's a real dumbass. There are plenty of competent girls who could have worked in her place. But they got her)))) Why's that? She knows futures well and Schwager...well he's so interesting and we wanted to do something different this year)))

 

from here: http://auto.mail.ru/article.html?id=36515

The Ten Commandments for drivers:
1. Always start a journey with prayer. Orthodox, Catholics and Protestants alike begin every journey with prayer. We have a special prayer where the driver asks God to protect him "from an evil spirit of excessive driving, from negligence and carelessness, from the pernicious passion of drunkenness," in order to return "safe and sound.

2. Remember that alcohol in the human-machine system has unfortunate consequences. We do not have a drinking culture: once we have started, we cannot stop. Nor do we have a culture of driving.

3. never try to shorten your journey. If you leave later, you will arrive later. This commandment can be summed up in shorter words: never exceed the speed limit.

4. Give a token of thanks to the driver who lets you pass.

5. Apologise to the driver whom you have disturbed even involuntarily. After all, when walking and accidentally hitting someone, we apologize without thinking. Should there be a different ethic behind the wheel?

6. Always give way to someone in a hurry or behaving aggressively. If you don't give way he will overtake you and create a much more dangerous situation.

7. Drive in such a way that you genuinely rejoice at the sight of a police car.

8. Stay as far away as possible from cars with signs of a collision.

9. Never increase your speed when another driver tries to overtake you or move into your lane. You know, even if you didn't face a fine for doing so, a believer and just a conscientious person should never do that. What is the motive here? Ambition? Pride? It is said, do not do to your neighbour what you do not wish for yourself.

10. After every trip, thank God for its successful completion. Give thanks after every trip, not only the successful one. It could almost always have been worse.