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A man is dying. Called his family:
- Brother. Remember when you got fired from your job? I was the one who drugged you. Sister! Remember how you were dragged to the KGB? It was me who wrote the anonymous letter. And you, wife, do you remember when they wanted to put you in jail? I did that, too. I'm sorry, if you can. And now - my last wish - hang me with my feet from the chandelier.
And he died. They took him by the legs and hung him from the chandelier. Suddenly the doorbell rings.
They open the door and there's the police:
- We've had a report of a dead man being abused here!
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- Do we have anything for tea?
- There's doughnuts.
- You eat your own tampons!
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An anaesthetist's wife suspects her husband is beating her.
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Dedicated to the regulars of the forum
such a bunny...
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A shark and a baby shark swim by.
Shark - Mama, I'm so hungry, let's swim and eat.
Mother - Let's swim to the beach, pick a fattier swimmer, make three circles around him, but make sure his fin sticks out over the water.
- Mum, can we not do circles? I'm too hungry.
- You can, son, but it tastes better without the poop!!!