[Archive c 17.03.2008] Humour [Archive to 28.04.2012] - page 745
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Does January even know it's winter?
The President has returned from Sochi, where he inspected facilities for the 2012 Winter Olympics.
came to look, and there's 2014...
came to look and there's 2014...
A 75-year-old old man brags to his 70-year-old neighbour on the landing:
-I did tonight!
- and I didn't.
and so on every day, the younger man hesitates and goes to the doctor.
Doctor: You have exhausted your resources.
-How's the neighbour, he says he brings
-and you say!
- I think I'll go to a bookmaker's office and place a bet on Russia.
- Dim, it's correct to say "bet".
- I'll bet on the Czech Republic, but I'll bet on Russia.
- We've got a better life," said the government.
- We are happy for you, people thought.
It's not about money - a man with ten million dollars might not be any happier than a man with nine.
An arithmetic lesson. The teacher asks Vovochka a question:
- Imagine I give you $200. You give 50 to Mashenka, 50 to Lenka and 50 to Natasha. What will you get?
Vovochka:
- An orgy...
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