[Archive c 17.03.2008] Humour [Archive to 28.04.2012] - page 372

 
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Well, first of all, first of all, let's get rid of all the stupid double-letter gags - because they're annoying. Naturally, this has long been a standard in the Russian-speaking part of the Internet, it's just no one will notice.

Now we will write "i" where we hear "i" and "e" where we hear "e". Do the same with "a" and "o".

The next step is to make life easier for programmers, we will do away with 'e' and replace it with 'f'.

It would be completely unacceptable to use incongruous letter combinations in "swear", "hurl", "somersault", etc.

As for the sign of the mahkova, it will no longer be necessary. The same goes for the creative sign.

Lastly, detail: the punctuation (well, any ".", "," etc.) will be free. No one has looked at it for a long time.

As a result, we will get a new, de jure accepted language, so we will get a lot of Internechekav.

(c) reinterpreter
 

THIS IS A VALID TEXTBOOK

 
 

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About the "silver" error in the textbook, it can't be, it shouldn't be. There's a shitload of approvals and checks before the printer. The print shop may have made a typo, but it's obviously not a typo.

The printers don't really care what they print. They have the original layout for the book. They also blew it. Then it goes back to the publisher and the proofreaders have to work.

If there's a mistake, they print the inserts. They're also screwed. The publisher gives each author a copy for author's reading . And .....? All ..........

What we have now is a poorly functioning organism. It's bad, but it works. Every day people get up, eat, use transport, and work with the help of machines, tools and knowledge.
But all this was laid down long ago, many decades ago, and began at school. You do not need a brain in the head to predict the future. But in Finland, on the other hand, serious consideration is being given to replacing the second

The state language is Russian (now Swedish) and the school is free, including for Russians.

What a load of crap.

 

My son (8 years old) asked me last Friday to open a demo account... and I thought... It takes 5 seconds, I didn't think he would open anything at all... but today I saw he even put STOPS on the report :))) wooo..... what young people are learning today :))

And the state showed that he even closed with a minus, to which I asked, why did he close with a minus? The answer: I was afraid when the minus began to grow (from the plus).

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Mischek:

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